I really hate not having access to a computer.

I hate doing all these lengthy catch-up posts.

Yep, I'm still here! I haven't forgotten you all.

I left Hubby, sold my gee gees (well, one was nicked and my insurance didn't cover her because deep down in the small print of the policy it tated that the horses must be kept in a field with post and rail fencing. How many fields do you see with post and rail??? How many people can afford post and rail??? Thieving bastards, all of them.)

Anyway, while I was on my own I decided to impress Mr Darcy with dinner.....and ended up stabbing my bloody hand with a breadknife. Clever? No. And despite my insistence that it was fine (I pulled the thing out, washed it, stuck a plaster on it (I'm as hard as nails, me! :))) but Mr Darcy insisted that I should go to hospital.

5 hours I was in there! 5 hours! Just for a couple of steri-strips and a bit of a dressing. It was only half an inch deep, half an inch wide.

Well, that scuppered up my plans of an evening of raunchy shananigans.

And I've lost the feeling in my middle finger. But its not too bad cos I'm mostly left handed.

And I'm back with Hubster now. Its just easier. And he doesn't fuss like a girl when I hurt myself, my kids are there, and everything is so much cheaper when I'm with him.

Miss G's had her baby and given him a ridiculous name that I can't rememer or spell.

And I've got another new dog. Sable - Miss G's unruly alsation puppy. Why she got a puppy when she was pregnant remains a mystery.

I hope you lot are well. I'm gonna get back online ASAP.