I was supposed to be going down to London today to see my mates, to have a break from the rough patch that me and Hubby have been going through.

And it has been an incredibly rough rough patch.

Anyway, I found a flat last night, in the next village. Its the same village as the kids go to school. Its perfect.

Lazy's moving out.

So, I had to cancel my epic journey south so I could raid my various bank accounts for a deposit.

Anyway, in the queue in Barclays I suddenly felt something warm and wet between my legs. Normally, I'd welcome the sensation, but the warm, wet feeling starting dripping down my legs. I was bleeding, and no - this was no period. My last one was only a week ago.

I sped out of Barclays and bombed into Superdrug, bought some tampons and then ran to KFC and into the loos.

It was horible. It was just as well I hadn't gone to London.

I've been having dizzy spells for a few days but I've got quite low blood pressure and its not a rare occurance for me to get dizzy if I stand up quickly and stuff, so I ignored it.

But with the bleeding as well I took myself into A+E. I was half expecting them to tell me I was miscarrying without knowing I was pregnant as this has happened before, but no - the preg test came back negative - thank god.

After two hours, a bit of prodding and probing and a load of questions the doctors decided it was probably my hormones going haywire cos of coming off the pill recently, plus all the stress hadn't helped.

So I'm currently dosing myself on chocolate. Everybody knows chocolate can cure every ill in the world. Excluding obesity.